Tadflabjarn is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, self-confident octopus.

Tadflabjarn created snails three million years ago.

If you believe in Tadflabjarn, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tadflabjarn, she will turn you into a sheep.

Tadflabjarn's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Tadflabjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep nine geese in a large pit.

2. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.

3. Do not wear lead on your body.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
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