Xentofsak is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, almighty goose.

Xentofsak created the planet Venus three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xentofsak, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Xentofsak, it will come to you in dreams.

Xentofsak's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Xentofsak's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never write about cell theory.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

4. Never feed lots of corn to snakes while wearing black scarves.

5. Do not wear fawn clothing.