Gadfarnbisstafbastnurlhub is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, kind hamster.

Gadfarnbisstafbastnurlhub created the Tadpole Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Gadfarnbisstafbastnurlhub, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gadfarnbisstafbastnurlhub, she will remove you from existence.

Gadfarnbisstafbastnurlhub's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Gadfarnbisstafbastnurlhub's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about chlorophyll.

2. Do not speak about corn.

3. Never talk about dark matter near monkeys while wearing turquoise rings.

4. Always treat sharks with great respect.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.