Xendonhin is a god.
He takes the form of a large, narcissistic
walrus.
Xendonhin created water three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Xendonhin, he will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Xendonhin, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.
Xendonhin's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.
Xendonhin's Holy Commandments1. Never write about optics.
2. Do not commit murder.
3. Always help capybaras.
4. Never talk about fire.
5. Erect six silicon sculptures of Xendonhin on top of important buildings.