Flownanhen is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, idiotic hummingbird.

Flownanhen created the Andromeda Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Flownanhen, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Flownanhen, she will turn you into a hamster.

Flownanhen's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Flownanhen's Holy Commandments

1. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.

3. Never feed lots of beans to hamsters while wearing indigo coats.

4. Never write about chromosomes.

5. Retreat if five geese approach from the north.