Kadmut is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, smart chicken.

Kadmut created the Sunflower Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kadmut, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Kadmut, he will laugh at you.

Kadmut's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Kadmut's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine horses approach from the south.

2. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

3. Never hurt mites.

4. Always look after injured dogs.

5. Learn seven new languages a year.