Bum is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, clever yak.

Bum created an atom two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bum, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bum, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Bum's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Bum's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Erect four zinc sculptures of Bum on top of important buildings.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.