Litcemzim is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, overgenerous shrew.

Litcemzim created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Litcemzim, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Litcemzim, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Litcemzim's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Litcemzim's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt shrews.

2. Never talk about dark energy near frogs while wearing yellow stockings.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.

4. Always help sharks in need.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.