Habquilldam is a god.
He takes the form of a corpulent, unfair
hydra.
Habquilldam created the Sunflower Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Habquilldam, he will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Habquilldam, he will be very unhappy.
Habquilldam's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.
Habquilldam's Holy Commandments1. Never paint your back violet.
2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
3. Do not wear red clothing.
4. Always help tapirs in need.
5. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Habquilldam on top of all buildings.