Tanwatmap is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, prudent camel.

Tanwatmap created the planet Venus two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tanwatmap, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tanwatmap, it will refuse to believe in you.

Tanwatmap's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Tanwatmap's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Run away if eight nematodes approach from the west.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not cook food in pots.