Cittitafweemat is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, idiotic bee.

Cittitafweemat created oxygen seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cittitafweemat, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cittitafweemat, he will not invite you to parties.

Cittitafweemat's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Cittitafweemat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not wear white clothing.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always help otters.