Mipyestqueegpit is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, boastful warg.

Mipyestqueegpit created gold two billion years ago.

If you believe in Mipyestqueegpit, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Mipyestqueegpit, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Mipyestqueegpit's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Mipyestqueegpit's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never go into blue rooms.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Respect your elders.