Cidmobdam is a god.
It takes the form of a heavy, dishonourable
shrew.
Cidmobdam created the Milkyway two million years ago.
If you believe in
Cidmobdam, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Cidmobdam, it will turn you into a giant slug.
Cidmobdam's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.
Cidmobdam's Holy Commandments1. Never look at stars.
2. Never eat nuts.
3. Learn three new languages a year.
4. Your children must be taught to worship Cidmobdam.
5. Always pray in complete darkness.