Manbaflig is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, emotional jellyfish.

Manbaflig created an up quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Manbaflig, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Manbaflig, it will send minions to preach to you.

Manbaflig's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Manbaflig's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six swans approach from the north.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.