Bifrigsom is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, charitable hedgehog.

Bifrigsom created a charm quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bifrigsom, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bifrigsom, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Bifrigsom's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Bifrigsom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not wear nickel on your body.

3. Bifrigsom loves eagles, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never hurt manatees.