Dagflowdan Higrawdit is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, selfish faun.

Dagflowdan Higrawdit created a bottom quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dagflowdan Higrawdit, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dagflowdan Higrawdit, he will send you a sign.

Dagflowdan Higrawdit's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Dagflowdan Higrawdit's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Dagflowdan Higrawdit.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near geese while wearing green corsets and balancing six silicon spheres on your hands.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never mention dogs.

5. You must love Dagflowdan Higrawdit.