Bombellrilquat is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, moody cow.

Bombellrilquat created the Cigar Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bombellrilquat, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bombellrilquat, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Bombellrilquat's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Bombellrilquat's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bombellrilquat.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never feed aubergines to gulls while wearing violet stockings.