Pidvonkikcamdum is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, tiresome mink.

Pidvonkikcamdum created tapeworms three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pidvonkikcamdum, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Pidvonkikcamdum, he will turn you into a rat.

Pidvonkikcamdum's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Pidvonkikcamdum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silver on your body.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pidvonkikcamdum.

3. Never travel toward the east during summer.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never eat beans on days of mourning.