Catdamstaf is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, wise butterfly.

Catdamstaf created a strange quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Catdamstaf, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Catdamstaf, he will turn you into a hamster.

Catdamstaf's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Catdamstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about spacetime.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never think about fluid mechanics near seals while wearing cyan tights and balancing nine gold spheres on your feet.

5. Never paint your arms orange.