Lakkapbast is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, passionate walrus.

Lakkapbast created gold twelve years ago.

If you believe in Lakkapbast, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Lakkapbast, he will turn you into a mouse.

Lakkapbast's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Lakkapbast's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no turtles in a room before entering it.

2. Erect five silicon sculptures of Lakkapbast on top of important buildings.

3. Never think ill of sick pigs.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not keep eight swans in a large pit.