Nulcentampomfomraw Kendamhat is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, effective gerbil.

Nulcentampomfomraw Kendamhat created Asia six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nulcentampomfomraw Kendamhat, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nulcentampomfomraw Kendamhat, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Nulcentampomfomraw Kendamhat's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Nulcentampomfomraw Kendamhat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat nuts.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Put Nulcentampomfomraw Kendamhat first in all things.

4. Never feed lots of peanuts to shrews while wearing black tights.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.