Bellkonmot is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, humorless mongoose.

Bellkonmot created the Virgo Supercluster two million years ago.

If you believe in Bellkonmot, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bellkonmot, it will turn you into a goat.

Bellkonmot's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Bellkonmot's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.

2. Never talk about badgers.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bellkonmot.

4. Never feed lots of tomatoes to snails while wearing violet skirts.

5. Do not wear iron on your body.