Mutcibdab is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, pitiless raccoon.

Mutcibdab created the Sunflower Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Mutcibdab, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Mutcibdab, it will have a low opinion of you.

Mutcibdab's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Mutcibdab's Holy Commandments

1. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

2. Never run in spring.

3. Do not record signs concerning moons.

4. Never speak the names of asteroids aloud.

5. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.