Fetrutnill is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, merciful deer.

Fetrutnill created viruses five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fetrutnill, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fetrutnill, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Fetrutnill's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Fetrutnill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always obey Fetrutnill's priests.

3. Erect a large tin sculpture of Fetrutnill on top of all buildings.

4. Always wear green.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.