Stanfudbemflisdudken Cissartpin Zodbestnelhub is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, clever butterfly.

Stanfudbemflisdudken Cissartpin Zodbestnelhub created the planet Mars five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stanfudbemflisdudken Cissartpin Zodbestnelhub, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Stanfudbemflisdudken Cissartpin Zodbestnelhub, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Stanfudbemflisdudken Cissartpin Zodbestnelhub's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Stanfudbemflisdudken Cissartpin Zodbestnelhub's Holy Commandments

1. Never carve symbols of galaxies into wood.

2. Never pray while filled with pride.

3. Always help sick eagles.

4. Do not keep four tortoises in a large pit.

5. Feed all hungry manatees.