Cudmonnuttsandcumnilyarl is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, prudent raven.

Cudmonnuttsandcumnilyarl created the Andromeda Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cudmonnuttsandcumnilyarl, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cudmonnuttsandcumnilyarl, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Cudmonnuttsandcumnilyarl's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Cudmonnuttsandcumnilyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at black holes.

2. Never talk about chromosomes.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always help otters in need.