Cibbestbom is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, cheerful slug.

Cibbestbom created the planet Mars seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cibbestbom, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cibbestbom, she will boil you in a big pot.

Cibbestbom's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Cibbestbom's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never paint your hands blue.

3. Do not speak about lentils.

4. Never leap in holy places.

5. Always treat voles with great respect.