Vongargof is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, omnipotent aardvark.

Vongargof created the Sol system four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vongargof, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Vongargof, she will come to you in dreams.

Vongargof's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Vongargof's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt whales.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never mention mites.

5. Never think ill of sick squirrels.