Omtnarrigvoldog is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, unsympathetic hare.

Omtnarrigvoldog created Europe eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Omtnarrigvoldog, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Omtnarrigvoldog, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Omtnarrigvoldog's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Omtnarrigvoldog's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight foxes approach from the east.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Erect a large iron sculpture of Omtnarrigvoldog on top of all buildings.

5. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Omtnarrigvoldog in the centre of the settlement.