Yokdadcan is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, witty wyvern.

Yokdadcan created humankind six billion years ago.

If you believe in Yokdadcan, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yokdadcan, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Yokdadcan's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Yokdadcan's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from yellow ducks for they are unholy.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.

3. Run away if three porpoises approach from the north.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Always count to six before sleeping.