Ponnigfub Dutlimpib is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, calm duck.

Ponnigfub Dutlimpib created matter four years ago.

If you believe in Ponnigfub Dutlimpib, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Ponnigfub Dutlimpib, he will turn you into a snail.

Ponnigfub Dutlimpib's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Ponnigfub Dutlimpib's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about spacetime.

2. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not sprint in public.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.