Fumgatzod is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, passionate cobra.

Fumgatzod created the Sombrero Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fumgatzod, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fumgatzod, she will manifest in front of you.

Fumgatzod's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Fumgatzod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Erect a large silver sculpture of Fumgatzod on top of all buildings.

4. Never think ill of sick ants.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.