Hivgamyak is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, strong snake.

Hivgamyak created energy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hivgamyak, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hivgamyak, she will throw large rocks at you.

Hivgamyak's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Hivgamyak's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight lead sculptures of Hivgamyak on top of important buildings.

2. Never wear yellow jumpers.

3. Run away if four squirrels approach from the north.

4. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.