Listparkbeg Labmonfud Flagcamged is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, blissful rat.

Listparkbeg Labmonfud Flagcamged created an electron six billion years ago.

If you believe in Listparkbeg Labmonfud Flagcamged, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Listparkbeg Labmonfud Flagcamged, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Listparkbeg Labmonfud Flagcamged's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Listparkbeg Labmonfud Flagcamged's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Never talk about quantum field theory.

5. Always treat seals with great respect.