Shavgutstip is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, happy swan.

Shavgutstip created parasitic wasps four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Shavgutstip, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Shavgutstip, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Shavgutstip's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Shavgutstip's Holy Commandments

1. Always help tapirs.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Shavgutstip.

3. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Shavgutstip in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not hurt snails.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.