Cithotab is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, humane mouse.

Cithotab created oxygen five million years ago.

If you believe in Cithotab, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cithotab, it will destroy your favourite star.

Cithotab's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Cithotab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum gravity near cats while wearing magenta shorts and balancing four aluminium spheres on your feet.

2. Never sing near badgers.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Always treat snails with great respect.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.