Dablooparf Quaglistbot is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unfair horse.

Dablooparf Quaglistbot created the world three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dablooparf Quaglistbot, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dablooparf Quaglistbot, it will refuse to believe in you.

Dablooparf Quaglistbot's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Dablooparf Quaglistbot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never think about thermodynamics near monkeys while wearing gray shoes and balancing three gold spheres on your legs.

5. Never mention geese.