Vagrakbast is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, competent warg.

Vagrakbast created oxygen nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vagrakbast, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Vagrakbast, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Vagrakbast's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Vagrakbast's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Vagrakbast's priests.

2. Never talk about chlorophyll.

3. Do not sprint in public.

4. Never write about fluid mechanics.

5. Do not eat corn.