Hitbodsand is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, wise chicken.

Hitbodsand created silver three million years ago.

If you believe in Hitbodsand, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hitbodsand, it will refuse to believe in you.

Hitbodsand's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Hitbodsand's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never run in holy places.

3. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Hitbodsand.

5. Feed all hungry shrews.