Bossstafken is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, impressive butterfly.

Bossstafken created an up quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bossstafken, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bossstafken, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Bossstafken's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Bossstafken's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. You must love Bossstafken.