Podfeb is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, emotional coyote.

Podfeb created water seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Podfeb, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Podfeb, she will turn you into a rock.

Podfeb's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Podfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit in public.

2. Feed all hungry hamsters.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.