Tannutbop is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, staggering bird.

Tannutbop created water nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tannutbop, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tannutbop, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Tannutbop's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Tannutbop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.

3. Erect seven lead sculptures of Tannutbop on top of important buildings.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Retreat if three dolphins approach from the east.