Yattnablenpodpaskenleggun is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, duplicitous grasshopper.

Yattnablenpodpaskenleggun created energy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Yattnablenpodpaskenleggun, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Yattnablenpodpaskenleggun, he will boil you in a big pot.

Yattnablenpodpaskenleggun's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Yattnablenpodpaskenleggun's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yattnablenpodpaskenleggun.

2. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Yattnablenpodpaskenleggun must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never think about gravity.