Tabyarpjam is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, omnipotent cobra.

Tabyarpjam created an atom nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tabyarpjam, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tabyarpjam, it will turn you into a duck.

Tabyarpjam's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Tabyarpjam's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear pink.

2. Seals are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.

5. Do not cook food in pots.