Legbodpop is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, ruthless skunk.

Legbodpop created a top quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Legbodpop, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Legbodpop, he will turn you into a plant.

Legbodpop's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Legbodpop's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick whales.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.