Budmumsas is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, vain dingo.

Budmumsas created a strange quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Budmumsas, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Budmumsas, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Budmumsas' most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Budmumsas' Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of garlic to swans while wearing white tights.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.