Lapganlan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, sage tapir.

Lapganlan created the Sun three million years ago.

If you believe in Lapganlan, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Lapganlan, she will turn you into a rat.

Lapganlan's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Lapganlan's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven rats approach from the north.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not eat carrots.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate pigs.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.