Miffubmap is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, narcissistic wolf.

Miffubmap created humanity three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Miffubmap, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Miffubmap, it will come to you in dreams.

Miffubmap's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Miffubmap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. You must never eat peas.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.