Nuljipvab is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, thoughtless lion.

Nuljipvab created gold five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nuljipvab, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nuljipvab, she will be mildly annoyed.

Nuljipvab's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Nuljipvab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Nuljipvab loves badgers, so they must be honoured.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Nuljipvab.

5. You must never eat limes.