Nuljipvab is a god.
She takes the form of a very heavy, thoughtless
lion.
Nuljipvab created gold five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Nuljipvab, she will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Nuljipvab, she will be mildly annoyed.
Nuljipvab's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.
Nuljipvab's Holy Commandments1. Do not chop down trees.
2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
3. Nuljipvab loves badgers, so they must be honoured.
4. Your children must be taught to worship Nuljipvab.
5. You must never eat limes.