Bodtafflig is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, awe-inspiring whale.

Bodtafflig created life nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bodtafflig, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bodtafflig, it will turn you into a sheep.

Bodtafflig's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Bodtafflig's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak aloud of numbers.

2. Do not kill tortoises.

3. Never stain your legs with pink.

4. Never travel toward the north during summer.

5. Never feed rice to mites while wearing black scarves.