Buspodfoss is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, cheerful cobra.

Buspodfoss created silver three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Buspodfoss, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Buspodfoss, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Buspodfoss' most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Buspodfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silver sculpture of Buspodfoss on top of all buildings.

2. Run away if six swans approach from the east.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always wear violet.