Arnarnced is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, caring camel.

Arnarnced created the Sombrero Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arnarnced, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Arnarnced, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Arnarnced's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Arnarnced's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never fashion tools from bone.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not name children after goats.

5. Always pray immersed in water.