Mutfemlagflis is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, self-assured hydra.

Mutfemlagflis created water six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mutfemlagflis, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Mutfemlagflis, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Mutfemlagflis' most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Mutfemlagflis' Holy Commandments

1. Tapirs are not to be trusted.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Never talk about quantum gravity near snakes while wearing yellow skirts.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never wear white jumpers.