Pibwabtit Fitvonklabzog is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, smart dragonfly.

Pibwabtit Fitvonklabzog created the Sun nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pibwabtit Fitvonklabzog, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Pibwabtit Fitvonklabzog, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Pibwabtit Fitvonklabzog's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Pibwabtit Fitvonklabzog's Holy Commandments

1. Never pray while filled with anger.

2. Learn seven new languages a year.

3. Never sing near pigs.

4. Always look after injured grasshopers.

5. Do not sit at rivers.