Cebciptail is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, caring goblin.

Cebciptail created light six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cebciptail, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cebciptail, he will ignore you.

Cebciptail's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Cebciptail's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep seven badgers in a large pit.

2. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Cebciptail in the centre of the settlement.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.

5. You must never eat onions.